I See London, I See France, I See Eve's Desperate Glance 
The forbidden tree of knowledge of good and evil, the apple, Eve, the snake, Adam, original sin, fig leaves covering up genitals... original sin?... genitals? sex? sex? Let me get this strait. They committed original sin and then covered up their genitals. Maybe I'm naive, but are we all in sync about this... original sin is.... sex? Knowledge of good and evil is sex? Christ died for our sins... wait a minute......SEX? Maybe rape, pornography, child molestation, and general sexual hatred of women, sadly start to make some sense. Once Upon A Time Humans, like the other animals, mated unconsciously... the woman got in heat once in a while and the man was drawn to have her. But, that which was in control of the life experiment here on earth, that which we call God (or as the Bible put it, the Gods) felt a necessity that mothered a new invention..... an apple, an aphrodisiac. Eve took a bite, a snake was drawn to her genital awakening, and entered her while she laid in the grass. Wow, this was something new. Eve knew about her genitals and Adam didn't.
She liked knowing what the gods knew and the intense pleasure of the electrical power of her genitals. There Was Just One Catch... just as Adam had been created in the image of the male cerebral universe and its need to heal and make order out of the molten miasma of the dense pre big bang female universe, Eve was created in the image of this dense miasma. So... Eve dug the relief she felt in her miasma as the sexual energy flowed out of her. Fine and good so far. But, when Adam ate of the apple, and entered into Eve's newly sexually liberated genitals... all hell broke loose. Adam became a bit impotent in the face of this naked dense power. Maybe Eve wasn't tactful and told Adam that the snake hadn't quit before she was satisfied like Adam was doing... oh that evil snake in the grass. Adam was about to grab for the prozac, call his shrink, or go have a beer with the boys, but it was a bit too early in history. He did, however, get a posse together to hunt down that well hung snake, and lynched the bastard right then and there. Yup, Adam was freaked out, jealous, weak and afraid. Whatever work God had created Adam to fulfill was going to hell. in a hand basket. Adam was morose, weepy, and very insecure. Sorry Adam, but the cat was out of the bag. Eve had a tremendous power between her legs and nothing was ever going to cover it up again... hmmm a fig leaf? No, that wouldn't keep the bitch from wanting that stud snake more than God's little daddy's boy, Adam. Hey, I got it. Even though God had tempted Eve with the apple, we could forget that he might have had a great reason for doing so. We'll just start the BIBLICAL RUMOR that.that witch, Eve, just had a natural propensity for evil.. Yea, that's the ticket. That FEMALE power that could march through the pains of birth, and turn a universe of dark matter into a whole human species, would be locked behind a chastity belt and rationed out a teeny bit at a time... as Adam saw fit. The hate, the guilt, the bullying and the contempt that Eve had to stomach from Adam were horrendous. But at least on the surface, it got Adam over his paralyzing insecurity. And, Eve needed Adam's MALENESS.... so, an arrogant bastard lie of a male healing light was a bit preferable to an insecure, impotent truth...................... Eve would play the game and never ever consider voting for a woman mayor of the garden of Eden. Rape and pornography put the sexual see-saw back in perfect balance for the daddy's boy. "You see", Adam crowed. "I'm not afraid of sex... I love sex"... just as long as a woman never commits the sin again of loving it more than he does. One day, all the lousy snakes in the grass will be killed and Adam can settle down and raise chinchillas... but for now there's wars to be won before we can eradicate the evil of female energy that Eve had the gall to make us men know. ........................THE END........................ Some years ago, the elders of the Baha'i faith sent a declaration to all the leaders of the world. It said: As long as women were treated as less than men, there would never be peace on the planet. As Passionate Peace Partners we must see that our glorious women, the apples of our eye, have desperate glances behind their smiles and are waiting for we men to honor the huge birthing world that they control... ...................or there will never be peace on our planet................... | 
